didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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