just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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