I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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