You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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