Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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