he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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