We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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