VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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