? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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