can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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