How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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