I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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