Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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