My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think i got beer on your cat.
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