Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
