dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Duck Duck Cougar?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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