How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i drank out of a bidet.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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