I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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