K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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