I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
