best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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