my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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