dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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