Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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