Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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