It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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