New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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