My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
