why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
