So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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