i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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