Dual....:-)
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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