your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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