I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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