Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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