Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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