i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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