Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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