I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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