yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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