If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
