is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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