We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How external is "for external use only"?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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