i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
