He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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