If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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