he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I need water and some morals
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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