Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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