But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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