bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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