So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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